Happy Friday Humor: Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

PLATO: 
For his sake was he went in search of good and harmony .. Across the road is the truth.

ARISTOTLE: 
 It is the nature of the chicken crossing the road.

KARL MARX: 
 It was physically inevitable.

HIPOCRATES 
 He crossed the road because of excessive secretions in the pancreas.

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR: 
 I had a dream where all chickens were free to cross a road without having to justify their actions!

MOSES: 
 And God came down from the mountain and said to the chicken, ‘cross the road’. So the chicken crossed the road and saw that it was a good act.

RICHARD M. NIXON: 
 The chicken did not cross the road, I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road ever.

NICCOLO MACHIAVELLI: 
 The important thing is that the chicken crossed the road. Who care why? Only the intent to cross the road justifies any reason it would have had.

SIGMUND FREUD: 
 The fact that you worry about why the chicken crossed the road reveals your strong sense of latent sexual insecurity.

BUDDHA: Asking 
 such thing (why the chicken crossed the road) is to deny your own chicken nature.

GALILEO: 
 And yet he did (crossed the road).

BILL CLINTON: 
 I swear on the constitution that nothing happened between chicken and me.

NEO (Matrix): 
 The chicken does not exist.

DARWIN: 
 Over long periods of time, the chickens have been naturally selected in this way so thwy are genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN: 
 The fact that it is the chicken crossing the road or is the road that moves beneath the chicken depends. Is relative to the benchmark.

ZEN: 
 The chicken can cross the road in vain, only the Master knows the sound of her shadow behind the wall.

STALIN: 
 You have to shoot the chicken immediately, and also the witnesses of the scene and 10 people chosen at random for failing to prevent that act of crossing the road.

FIDEL CASTRO: 
 The chicken is a deserter for crossing the road but he shall regret it  seeing injustices across the road. Then the chicken will come back again and believe me he will do it in tame.

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